HARE(S): Franz Halder &  Walther von Brauchitsch
LOCATION: Mokra - Google Maps Link
COORDINATES: NO ONE CARE THIS!!!
DATE & TIME: September 1939 @ 12:20 (arrive earlier to check in)

DIRECTIONS: 

From Hua Hin: From the clock tower, drive North on Petchkasem Road for 7.1 km, then turn right into the airport. Park in the parking lot, and proceed to check in for the 12:20 (PM) flight to Chiang Mai. After enjoying the majesty of Bo Fai Once-International Airport, board your flight to Chiang Mai and enjoy an in-flight cup of noodles from Thai Air Asia before alighting in Chiang Mai. Your next flight, to Suvarnabhumi, doesn't leave until 20:00, so practice your Mandarin, choke on the air, foment the schism of yet another weekly hash, or whatever they do in Chiang Mai and then board your Bangkok Airways flight to Bangkok, where you will connect to Munich and then, finally, arrive in Dresden around 12:40 (PM) the following day. You may be quite tired, but this is a very important invasion, so you'll need to keep a stiff upper lip, rent a car and get on A4 in Klotzsche from B170, then follow A4 and E67 to DK74 in Województwo łódzkie, Polska. Continue on DK74 to your destination in Województwo śląskie and somewhere between there and Mokra, proper, travel back in time about 85 years, arrive at the battlefield and look for the baddies. Your Kamnan has been informed that placing any directions on the web site prior to another hash's run will cause at least one intrepidly stupid hasher to follow them without thinking and go to the wrong run site, and that this is somehow the hash's fault and not the fault of the stupid hasher - so let's see how stupid you are!

ON AFTER: Nuremberg

NEED A RIDE?
Contact Hash Pimp, Rubber Duck, by phone or LINE at (+66) 095 959 6114, or email, well in advance - a donation of ฿50 per head is generally appropriate, but please consider number of passengers and distance in your math, which, you know, is considerable in both space and time in this case.